I've seen the future, I can't afford it.
Tell you the truth sir, someone just bought it.
Say Mr. Whispers! Here come the click of the dice, 
roulette and blackjacks- gonna build us a paradise.
Larger than life and twice as ugly,
If we have to live there, you'll have to drug me.

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt,
At the hands of fate.
So tell me! Tell me, tell me!
How to be a millionaire.
Tell me, tell me!
How to be a millionaire, millionaire!
Billionaire! Trillionaire!

Hardly surprising if you might consider
Loyalties go to the highest bidders.
Want my opinion? I'd give you ten to one-
Give me a million, a frachise on fun.
But there are millions who often get nowhere
And there's just one secret I think you should share.
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt,
At the hands of fate.
So tell me! Tell me, tell me!
How to be a millionaire.
Tell me, tell me!
How to be a millionaire, millionaire!
Billionaire! Trillionaire!

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt babe,
At the hands of fate.

So tell me! Tell me, tell me!
How to be a millionaire.
Tell me, tell me!
How to be a millionaire!

Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! - I don't! - I do!
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! - I don't!

I've seen the future and I can't afford it.